PINEAPPLE: Bittersweet Revenge

UPHAYANASI uzungeza indaba yokuziphindiselela okumnandi, kodwa okulumayo. Uzoqamba ama-pranks ahlakaniphile, ubeke uphayinaphu ezindaweni ezingalindelekile neziqondene nomuntu siqu zesiqhwaga, umqhubele onqenqemeni. Kepha xwayiswa: akuyena yedwa ozofunda into eyodwa noma ezimbili.

Lokhu kungalungile okufushane, okusebenzisanayo kugqugquzelwe okuthunyelwe kwe-Reddit (noma bekuyi-4chan?) futhi kuxube amahlaya nobuciko obudwetshwe ngesandla ukuze kukhulunywe inganekwane yokuziphindiselela ephendula ubuxhwanguxhwangu ekhanda layo.

Kuphayinaphu: Ukuziphindiselela Okubi kuyodingeka ukuthi:
- Bamba izimfihlo ezincane zoMthakathi.
- Zisebenzisele ukumdlalisa ngokufihla uphayinaphu kuwo wonke amagumbi empilo yakhe.
- Akuyona i-cakewalk ncamashi, kodwa izindida ziyahlekisa futhi zinenhliziyo elula. Zixazulule, futhi uzoklonyeliswa njengomdlali ovelele wesikole kaphayinaphu!

Izici:
- Izinselele ezihlakaniphile: Yeqa udlule ungabonwa, gqekeza okhiye, khetha izingidi, hlola izibonakude, uzenze umaskandi, hlela irobhothi noma, ngisho nokushwiba ungene endaweni yokudlela. Kahle lawa maqhinga ukuze ukhiphe umgilingwane omkhulu!
- Hleka kuqala, cabanga kamuva: Ubuxhwanguxhwangu buyindaba ebucayi, futhi UNINAPHANSI ukhuluma ngakho ngamancoko, uhlose ukuqinisekisa ukuthi umlayezo uyazwakala futhi ufinyelela ngale kwemingcele.
- Ubuciko obenziwe ngesandla: Yonke imidwebo nokugqwayiza kudwetshwe ngothando, kuthwebula ubuhle balawo ma-doodle esasiwasebenzise ukugcwalisa izincwadi zethu zokubhalela zentsha.
- Imiculo ye-Punk: Jabulela iculo loqobo elinengoma emnandi nehehayo enamazwi ahehayo. Kwazi bani? Kungase kube intandokazi yakho elandelayo yasehlobo!

Iba i-prankster yokugcina ngokuqopha uphayinaphu ngobuhlakani ezindaweni ezingalindelekile kuze kube yilapho isiqhwaga silahlekelwa ukuphola kwaso!